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Thinkgeek The Musical Act 1 Scene 2

Submitted by Walt on Thursday, 13 August 2009View Comments

So I was on Thinkgeek the other day to buy a key/screwdriver/bottle opener thing and was having a blast looking through the site when all of a sudden – the PAYPAL button didn’t work :( Oh Noes!

They joked with me that the only way to make it work was to write a song. But I actually did it!

Listen to the Song –> ThinkGeek The Musical Act 1 Scene 2

My singing voice is bad to begin with, but this was first thing this morning, AND I was tired, AND did it in one take. You’ve been warned.

ThinkGeek_Quotes-2p0f

Read the Lyrics below as you enjoy it :)

C G Em Am Em Am
Who needs a Redesign, we do! I do! Who knew
C G Em Am Em Am
Think Geek The Musical. Bananas Act 1 Scene 2
G B Em Am
Let’s take a walk. I’m hungry and can go for some food
C7 C/G
At this point anything will do
G B Em Am
Whats in this banana? Its a note its a sign
C7 C/G
It reads your fortune is a redesign.
D9 Em
OMG But its been a decade, and our audience will squirm
C7 C/G
Maybe I should think more long term
G Em
I’m gonna follow my fortune, I hope the site doesn’t crash
C7 C/G
O Noes – PayPal is Borked! Who’s that?!

Am G
I am the Think Geek
Am G
I am the Think Geek
Am
I am the Think Geek

And I want you to:

C D E
Fix it Fix it Fix it!
C D Bm
Fix it Fix it Fix it!
C D E
Fix it Fix it Fix it!

G B Em Am
What should I do with this Star Wars fighter kit?
C7 G
This Paypal button is a piece of…
G B Em Am
Calm Down. This is the Big 10. Monkey has to play it cool
C7 C/G
So many bugs and things to do. Who’s that?!

Am G
I am the Think Geek
Am G
I am the Think Geek
Am
I am the Think Geek

And I want you to:

C D E
Fix it Fix it Fix it!
C D Bm
Fix it Fix it Fix it!
C D E F#7
I’m so glad you fixed it! Cause now it’s:

B E F# E
Easier to navigate. A monkey’s dream, a Monkey’s Fate
B E F# E
Umbrellas with LEDS, and Cell Phone Goodies
B E F# E
Shorts so bright, Laser Lights, Sun and Moon Jars keep me up at night
B E F# E
Watches with USB, humping dogs and accessories
B E F# E
Code Monkey, Tech Junkie, Super Spunky FTW
G
Who needs Bacon when you can have Gummy Bacon?
D
Who needs maggots when you can have Gummy Maggots? Cause we got

B E F# E
Super Awesomeversary Sweepstakes for all monkey’s
B E F# E
For the girls, for the fellas, even James Bond is jealous
B E F# E
Celebrate with the Smart Masses, thanks so much for your support
B E F# E
OMG WT Fun. More Action Shots for every one!

Awwww… who is THAT?!

Am G
I am the Think Geek
Am G
I am the Think Geek
Am
I am the Think Geek

C7 G
Now with more Awesome… Bananas!

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  • Gill said:

    ahahaha, that was hilarious! :D

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